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A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

  • 1:

    Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?

  • 2:

    Company you're always loyal to?

  • 3:

    Best game you've ever played?

  • 4:

    Worst game you've ever played?

  • 5:

    A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?

  • 6:

    A game that's changed you the most?

  • 7:

    A game you'll never forget?

  • 8:

    Best soundtrack?

  • 9:

    A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?

  • 10:

    A game you've completely given up on?

  • 11:

    Hardest game you've played?

  • 12:

    Shortest time you've beaten a game in?

  • 13:

    A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?

  • 14:

    A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?

  • 15:

    Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?

  • 16:

    Character you've hated most? From what game?

  • 17:

    What game do you never tell people you play?

  • 18:

    A game you wish your friends knew about?

  • 19:

    Which game do you think deserves a revival?

  • 20:

    What was the first video game you ever played?

  • 21:

    How old were you when you first played a video game?

  • 22:

    If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?

  • 23:

    Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?

  • 24:

    Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?

  • 25:

    Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?

  • 26:

    Handheld or console?

  • 27:

    Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?

  • 28:

    Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?

  • 29:

    Which is more important, gameplay or story?

  • 30:

    A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

  • Men's magazine on eating right:

    STEAK PROTEIN EAT A WHOLE DANG COW EAT YOUR LOCAL BOOK CLUB FOR AN EXTRA ENERGY BOOST PROTEIN HOO HAH

  • Women's magazine on eating right:

    One piece of lettuce a day with a side of two slices of skinless apple (the skin has extra calories! YUCK!) Want to treat yourself? Indulge in a plate of rabbit food with yummy diet water sauce for an extra kick!

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